This guy REALLY wants to be treasurer.

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Republicans actually know that we need God in this country. But this guy seems kind of fake to me.

Ok, sure why not? I'll go with this. "We need GOD in this country."

Ummm... Which God will we be needing? How are we to decide which God? Popular vote maybe? Will nominations be carried out to decide which Gods are in the final vote?

I'd like to start this rolling and nominate Thor, because he has a big hammer.

Popularity of the differing religions seem to show Allah would be a serious contenter against the camp of Jesus. I'm sure Thor will go the way of Ross Perot.

Oh wait...... Some would say the Islamic Allah is the same as the Christian God. Well, damn now there's another bunch of worms that need to be uncanned.

I think we can agree the first thing we need to do is have an open debate to demonstrate the unity of believers in order to shut out those damned atheists. I'd also like to start that off:

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