Christians say the creepiest shit

[Longhorn]

but the meme is unrelated

So a jesus freak friend (jff) of mine has a blog, and that gives me some very fascinating but also really creepy insight into her psyche
I don't wanna be a meanie, but it's not just the wording that is really disturbing
Those are snips of what she posts translated from foreign to English by yours truly, I tried to preserve the meaning


This one started off innocent enough

[...]His [Jesus'] voice is like honey. When I'm around him, all my problems disappear. They're not important, because He is with me.

And then this happened

He is beside me every day, and when the night comes, He lulls me to sleep, stroking my head and humming calm, unrepeatable lullabies.

...OKAY


It can't be just me who finds it disturbing
Does anyone know people like that and how do you deal with them? she freaks the crap out of me