Quote:We even have TWO christian clubs on campus, one for lower and one for upper classmen because they have so many members.
Just out of curiosity, what do you suppose they do in a "christian club?"
Wouldn't you like to read the minutes?
I guess they start with some stupid prayer. That makes sense.
Then the Secretary reads the minutes of the last meeting: "Jim said jesus hadn't come back yet."
That takes care of Old Business so they move on to New Business: "Jim said jesus still hasn't come back."
Meeting adjourned.