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Ask ze German
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RE: Ask ze German
(May 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm)Alex K Wrote: ...


(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Why haven't you invaded France recently?  I hear it is a nice place, and I have been told that Germans traditionally like it there.  Good wine, cool French language (and accents, at least when speaking English), etc.  What's not to like?



Lazt time ve tried, ze allieds cut our bagguette supplies and ve had to give zem all our high voltage masts. 

I forgot about the baguettes.  The last time I had a good baguette, I was in Montréal.  I don't know where one can get a decent baguette in the U.S.  I even tried a bakery run by Frenchmen, who had very heavy accents.  It was like other so-called "baguettes" in the U.S.  My theory is that they were deported from France due to their bad "baguettes."

I would keep the peace in order to keep a good supply of baguettes coming, too.  I see you Germans are wise.

But another question.  I have heard that some Germans like some of the strange beers brewed in other countries, that cannot be brewed in Germany due to the purity law of 1516.  So they import them.  Is this true?  If so, what is wrong with them?  And does your healthcare cover such hideous afflictions?  Is there no cure for this?

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 1:53 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Exian - May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Iroscato - May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by vorlon13 - May 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Losty - May 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 16, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Nope - May 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 6:38 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Dystopia - May 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 16, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Minimalist - May 16, 2015 at 4:47 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 16, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Jericho - May 16, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by dahrling - May 16, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 16, 2015 at 6:03 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 16, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 16, 2015 at 6:49 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Minimalist - May 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by dyresand - May 16, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 16, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by c172 - May 16, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 1:57 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 17, 2015 at 1:56 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 17, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 16, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 17, 2015 at 4:24 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 17, 2015 at 6:44 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 6:46 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 17, 2015 at 6:47 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 7:11 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 17, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 17, 2015 at 8:52 am
RE: Ask ze German - by downbeatplumb - May 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 17, 2015 at 1:40 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by downbeatplumb - May 17, 2015 at 3:21 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 17, 2015 at 5:58 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by downbeatplumb - May 18, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 18, 2015 at 7:13 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Lucanus - May 17, 2015 at 10:17 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Losty - May 17, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Ask ze German - by I_am_not_mafia - May 17, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 17, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 12:23 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by ignoramus - May 18, 2015 at 3:40 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 18, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 17, 2015 at 1:35 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 17, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 17, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 18, 2015 at 9:35 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 18, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by thesummerqueen - May 18, 2015 at 9:40 am
RE: Ask ze German - by vorlon13 - May 18, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 18, 2015 at 10:43 am
RE: Ask ze German - by downbeatplumb - May 18, 2015 at 12:50 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by vorlon13 - May 18, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 18, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by thesummerqueen - May 19, 2015 at 7:13 am
RE: Ask ze German - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 7:21 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: Ask ze German - by LastPoet - May 19, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: Ask ze German - by LastPoet - May 19, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 9:09 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 9:12 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 11:04 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 11:36 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:35 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:42 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 11:51 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 11:53 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 12:10 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 12:37 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 12:43 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 12:43 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by ignoramus - May 19, 2015 at 11:01 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Whateverist - May 21, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 21, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - May 21, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 2:13 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 21, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Anomalocaris - May 21, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by c172 - May 21, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 21, 2015 at 4:27 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by vorlon13 - May 21, 2015 at 2:37 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 21, 2015 at 2:42 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by c172 - May 21, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - May 21, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - June 5, 2015 at 4:39 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 5, 2015 at 5:11 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - June 5, 2015 at 5:17 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 5, 2015 at 7:12 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - June 5, 2015 at 10:36 am
RE: Ask ze German - by ignoramus - June 5, 2015 at 5:19 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 5, 2015 at 7:26 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Dystopia - June 5, 2015 at 7:23 am
RE: Ask ze German - by ignoramus - June 5, 2015 at 8:44 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 5, 2015 at 8:50 am
RE: Ask ze German - by LastPoet - June 5, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - June 13, 2015 at 1:30 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 14, 2015 at 2:44 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - June 14, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 14, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Pyrrho - June 14, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by abaris - June 13, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 14, 2015 at 2:34 am
RE: Ask ze German - by Longhorn - June 14, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Ask ze German - by Alex K - June 14, 2015 at 1:47 pm

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