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Coming to a harsh conclusion
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: All they have to do is say "I'm sorry, pappy jesus" and he magically forgives them. No matter how many times it happens. "Jesus" is a soft grader!

(You have to understand that you are dealing with first-class fucking morons there.)

One time or another you can say god dammit and pretty much saying that you won't give forgiven if you damn god. There is some things in the bible
that aren't forgivable like god dammit, because damming god and such and you can't damn any part of the trinity.

As far as I understand, the unforgivable sin bit is reserved for only the holy ghost. You can call the all-mighty a syphilis infected pile of monkey shit and his bastard child the source of all flatulence in the world but, merely whisper that the Holey Casper doesn't exist, however... Oops. Did it again, didn't I?
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Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Longhorn - May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Spooky - May 24, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Nope - May 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by CapnAwesome - May 24, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Ravenshire - May 24, 2015 at 11:45 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by CapnAwesome - May 24, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 25, 2015 at 1:18 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 24, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 5:47 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 24, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Pyrrho - May 24, 2015 at 2:45 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by IATIA - May 24, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Dystopia - May 24, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 7:03 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 24, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 8:39 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 24, 2015 at 9:39 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 24, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 24, 2015 at 11:16 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 24, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 24, 2015 at 11:33 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Ravenshire - May 24, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 24, 2015 at 11:47 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 5:34 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 5:45 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by CapnAwesome - May 24, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Ravenshire - May 24, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 8:58 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Pyrrho - May 24, 2015 at 10:07 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 24, 2015 at 10:14 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 24, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Ravenshire - May 24, 2015 at 11:32 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 5:28 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 24, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 25, 2015 at 12:10 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by robvalue - May 25, 2015 at 3:33 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 5:57 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 7:47 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 7:57 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 9:13 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 9:18 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 25, 2015 at 9:45 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 10:00 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by IATIA - May 25, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 25, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 1:11 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Pyrrho - May 26, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by rexbeccarox - May 26, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Pyrrho - May 26, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 26, 2015 at 8:34 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Pyrrho - May 26, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 27, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Pyrrho - May 27, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 7:59 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by IATIA - May 25, 2015 at 9:48 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Losty - May 25, 2015 at 9:53 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 25, 2015 at 9:56 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 25, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by IATIA - May 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 25, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Randy Carson - May 25, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 25, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 26, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 25, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 25, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 25, 2015 at 2:09 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 25, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 25, 2015 at 6:44 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Lek - May 26, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 26, 2015 at 3:19 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 26, 2015 at 11:42 am
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 26, 2015 at 1:09 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 26, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Cinjin - May 26, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 26, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by robvalue - May 26, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 26, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by vorlon13 - May 26, 2015 at 5:43 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by IATIA - May 26, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by ignoramus - May 26, 2015 at 8:18 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by IATIA - May 26, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by ignoramus - May 26, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 26, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by Minimalist - May 26, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion - by dyresand - May 26, 2015 at 9:17 pm

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