Me: Mom, why do boys and girls have different bathrooms?
Mom: It's for privacy so that girls don't see boy parts and boys don't see girl parts.
Me: But daddy's penis is always hanging out of his boxers. I see it all the time.
Mom: It's for privacy so that girls don't see boy parts and boys don't see girl parts.
Me: But daddy's penis is always hanging out of his boxers. I see it all the time.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.