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101 uses for Bible
RE: 101 uses for Bible
#94 As a tool for Christians who want to combat sleeplessness. It works for them when they try to read it.

#95 To announce that a party is over and that people need to leave. Simply start reading any part of it aloud. It’s a great party pooper.

#95 To get rid of your visiting mother-in-law. Just read it aloud while pacing around her like a fricking preacher.

# 96 To feed hungry believers. The pages are made of rice paper. Recipe: tear some pages right along the spine of the bible. Set the pages at the sun. Cut them into bite size pieces. Offer them on a small plate to Christians who would appreciate this version of rice crispees as a type of “spiritual nourishment”.

# 97 Door mat.

#98 A money-grab tool. Stand at a corner downtown and read passages of the “book of freaks” where it says that you should give to the poor and against being wealthy, and about “the camel through the eye of a needle” bull shit (camel shit in this case).

# 99 Kitty litter

# 100 Mulch

# 101 To resurface sidewalks in the bible belt.

(September 21, 2010 at 7:16 pm)chatpilot Wrote: #92 a good self defense weapon nothing like taking your hard covered bible and slamming your assailant in the face with a bit of "divine truth".

Dirnis had #92. "I believe" you are #93.

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101 uses for Bible - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2010 at 3:06 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by lrh9 - August 22, 2010 at 3:10 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 3:49 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by lrh9 - August 22, 2010 at 4:02 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - August 22, 2010 at 5:52 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 22, 2010 at 6:25 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Tiberius - August 22, 2010 at 7:09 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by downbeatplumb - August 22, 2010 at 8:01 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Paul the Human - August 22, 2010 at 8:46 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Eilonnwy - August 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 22, 2010 at 9:15 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by darkwolf176 - August 22, 2010 at 9:51 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 10:11 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - August 22, 2010 at 11:20 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 22, 2010 at 11:34 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Darwinian - August 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 12:07 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - August 22, 2010 at 12:30 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 22, 2010 at 5:03 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Edwardo Piet - August 22, 2010 at 1:17 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Edwardo Piet - August 22, 2010 at 4:02 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Shell B - August 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Rhage - August 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - August 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 10:01 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by lrh9 - August 22, 2010 at 10:28 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by RachelSkates - August 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 8:35 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chasm - August 22, 2010 at 8:38 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by TheDarkestOfAngels - August 22, 2010 at 9:50 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by ABierman1986 - September 5, 2010 at 5:40 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 10:30 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by theVOID - August 22, 2010 at 11:43 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 11:52 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by LastPoet - August 23, 2010 at 2:28 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by theVOID - August 23, 2010 at 2:40 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Edwardo Piet - August 23, 2010 at 3:29 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 23, 2010 at 3:42 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 23, 2010 at 7:42 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chasm - August 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Nitsuj - August 23, 2010 at 5:27 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 23, 2010 at 5:29 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by RachelSkates - August 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - August 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 23, 2010 at 5:43 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by TheDarkestOfAngels - August 23, 2010 at 5:52 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - August 23, 2010 at 6:03 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 23, 2010 at 6:43 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by RachelSkates - August 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - August 23, 2010 at 6:04 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 23, 2010 at 6:35 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by TheDarkestOfAngels - August 30, 2010 at 5:21 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 31, 2010 at 9:28 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 31, 2010 at 9:30 am
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RE: 101 uses for Bible - by leo-rcc - August 31, 2010 at 2:45 am
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RE: 101 uses for Bible - by solja247 - August 31, 2010 at 7:22 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 31, 2010 at 9:02 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 31, 2010 at 9:17 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 31, 2010 at 8:58 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 31, 2010 at 9:33 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by AnunZi - August 31, 2010 at 10:58 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - August 31, 2010 at 4:51 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by AnunZi - September 1, 2010 at 6:22 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - September 1, 2010 at 9:16 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Watson - August 31, 2010 at 11:22 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - August 31, 2010 at 12:07 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Watson - August 31, 2010 at 12:14 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 31, 2010 at 1:52 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - August 31, 2010 at 5:43 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by goalie - August 31, 2010 at 8:43 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by theVOID - August 31, 2010 at 8:46 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by goalie - August 31, 2010 at 8:50 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 31, 2010 at 9:24 pm
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RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 31, 2010 at 10:57 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by goalie - August 31, 2010 at 11:03 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Edwardo Piet - September 1, 2010 at 5:23 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by goalie - September 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Xyster - September 1, 2010 at 5:54 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Quest of knowledge - September 1, 2010 at 7:55 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by leo-rcc - September 1, 2010 at 10:53 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - September 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Live_free - September 5, 2010 at 5:10 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 5, 2010 at 1:01 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Nitsuj - September 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - September 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Watson - September 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by HeyItsZeus - September 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 7, 2010 at 12:59 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - September 7, 2010 at 1:14 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by krazedkat - September 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - September 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Nitsuj - September 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - September 20, 2010 at 7:50 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - September 20, 2010 at 7:55 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 21, 2010 at 6:44 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 21, 2010 at 8:22 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by HeyItsZeus - September 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - September 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - September 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - September 21, 2010 at 7:16 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - September 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Quest of knowledge - September 25, 2010 at 11:32 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - October 7, 2010 at 12:03 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - September 26, 2010 at 10:04 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by gmjackson - October 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by everythingafter - October 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - October 8, 2010 at 6:10 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Anomalocaris - October 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - October 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Anomalocaris - October 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Welsh cake - October 10, 2010 at 5:10 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - October 10, 2010 at 7:08 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Autumnlicious - October 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by TheDarkestOfAngels - October 13, 2010 at 8:41 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - October 14, 2010 at 9:26 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Anomalocaris - October 14, 2010 at 9:58 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by chatpilot - October 14, 2010 at 9:07 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Gilligan - October 14, 2010 at 10:19 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - October 14, 2010 at 10:33 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Nitsuj - October 14, 2010 at 11:08 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - October 14, 2010 at 12:35 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Thor - October 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - October 14, 2010 at 12:57 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Welsh cake - October 14, 2010 at 4:46 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Darwinian - November 16, 2010 at 8:44 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Anomalocaris - November 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Lethe - November 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm
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RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Jonah - November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Anomalocaris - November 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Jonah - November 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm
RE: 101 uses for Bible - by MehGuy - November 19, 2010 at 2:56 am

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