The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work

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If god wants to continue to do an impression of something that doesn't exist, it's no skin off my nose. I'm not putting anyone above me, thanks very much. He's already a god, what more could he possibly want? If he wants to sit on my head, there's not much I can do about it.

If this is the evidence god wants me to have, then he should understand that it's not good enough for me. His problem, again.