Words/phrases that get right up me hooter:
-It is what it is.
-I'm just sayin'.
-Brilliant.
-It's my OPINION!!
-Ahead of the curve. (news flash: There's no fucking curve. Never was.)
But the biggie, the all-time MOST annoying phrase that makes me want to wash the blood of my victim off my hands before the cops arrive is when salespeople - unsolicited, uninvited cretins trying to sell me something I never asked for - ring me up and three seconds into the call come out with, 'Do you prefer "Pat" or "Patrick"?' My standard reply is, 'I prefer "Mr. Shannon" you insufferable bunghole. Tell your friends.'
Boru
-It is what it is.
-I'm just sayin'.
-Brilliant.
-It's my OPINION!!
-Ahead of the curve. (news flash: There's no fucking curve. Never was.)
But the biggie, the all-time MOST annoying phrase that makes me want to wash the blood of my victim off my hands before the cops arrive is when salespeople - unsolicited, uninvited cretins trying to sell me something I never asked for - ring me up and three seconds into the call come out with, 'Do you prefer "Pat" or "Patrick"?' My standard reply is, 'I prefer "Mr. Shannon" you insufferable bunghole. Tell your friends.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax