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Ha! Too True of all the fuckers

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Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
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RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
June 15, 2015 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2015 at 2:57 am by Wyrd of Gawd.)
(June 14, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/14/us/sunday-...index.html


Quote:How passing the plate becomes the 'Sunday morning stickup'


Quote:David Lee had just opened his wallet for two successive offerings at a church one Sunday morning when a pastor walked onto the pulpit to pass on a request.

"You all going to think I'm crazy, but God says give again," the pastor said.

Who ever said "a fool and his money are soon parted" must have been sitting in a fucking church.

Part of the 4th Commandment is to fork over some cash when you go to see God.  Exodus 34:20.
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Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Minimalist - June 14, 2015 at 4:44 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Iroscato - June 14, 2015 at 4:47 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Exian - June 14, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Longhorn - June 14, 2015 at 4:51 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Thumpalumpacus - June 14, 2015 at 5:13 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Nope - June 14, 2015 at 5:58 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by ignoramus - June 14, 2015 at 6:24 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Nope - June 14, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Pyrrho - June 14, 2015 at 10:27 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Lemonvariable72 - June 14, 2015 at 10:45 pm
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Spooky - June 15, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by dyresand - June 15, 2015 at 12:49 am
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 15, 2015 at 2:56 am

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