I like this, here's mine
Weekdays only this time.
6am - If wife not on night shift try my chance for a quickie. Thems the rules bitch.
6am - If wife on night shift and due to arrive home soon then knock one off using whatever images I've stored in the wank bank previous day.
6:30 am - Life is meaningless.from here to about 3:30pm at work so no rules apply.
4pm(ish) - Kids must be prepared for an onslaught of piss taking, sarcasm and all things that make me feel better as I return to reality. Fuck em, I made em and paid for em. I insist on payback. If I manage to pin one of em down and fart on their back, I'm happy. They tend to try and do this in return though, not good. But what can I do.
6pm - Eat.
7pm - Wife sleeps before night shift.
7:05 onwards - No rules, chaos from here on in.
Updates for weekends coming cos I got a shit load of rules for that.
Weekdays only this time.
6am - If wife not on night shift try my chance for a quickie. Thems the rules bitch.
6am - If wife on night shift and due to arrive home soon then knock one off using whatever images I've stored in the wank bank previous day.
6:30 am - Life is meaningless.from here to about 3:30pm at work so no rules apply.
4pm(ish) - Kids must be prepared for an onslaught of piss taking, sarcasm and all things that make me feel better as I return to reality. Fuck em, I made em and paid for em. I insist on payback. If I manage to pin one of em down and fart on their back, I'm happy. They tend to try and do this in return though, not good. But what can I do.
6pm - Eat.
7pm - Wife sleeps before night shift.
7:05 onwards - No rules, chaos from here on in.
Updates for weekends coming cos I got a shit load of rules for that.
