Let's see... house rules...
The cat is absolutely not allowed to jump on top of my dresser, knocking all of my accessories to the ground...
... no; that one's unenforceable; I've tried to ground her, but she does what she wants anyway. Damn cats.
The dog is absolutely not allowed to eat the cat's puke...
... oh, wait.
I must wash my sheets once a week...
... hey! I found one!
My atheist household rule: wash my sheets once a week... if I want to.
Dammit. I have absolutely no rules.
The cat is absolutely not allowed to jump on top of my dresser, knocking all of my accessories to the ground...
... no; that one's unenforceable; I've tried to ground her, but she does what she wants anyway. Damn cats.
The dog is absolutely not allowed to eat the cat's puke...
... oh, wait.
I must wash my sheets once a week...
... hey! I found one!
My atheist household rule: wash my sheets once a week... if I want to.
Dammit. I have absolutely no rules.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.