Dunno if these are specific to atheism, but some of the rules that apply in our house are:
-Do NOT move the cat so you can sit down. Find another spot.
-Waking Ellen up unnecessarily is not a capital offense, but it may merit bastinado.
-Leave it like you found it (toilet seats, doors, the kitchen).
-Shouting back at the telly or the radio is acceptable for news programming ONLY.
-Never answer a call from an unknown number after 10:00 pm. Nothing good will come of it.
-Refill the paper (bog rolls, printers, paper towel dispenser).
-Don't leave leftovers in the fridge so long that you can't tell if they're meat, veg, or custard.
-No shoes in the house. Only barbarians wear shoes indoors.
Boru
-Do NOT move the cat so you can sit down. Find another spot.
-Waking Ellen up unnecessarily is not a capital offense, but it may merit bastinado.
-Leave it like you found it (toilet seats, doors, the kitchen).
-Shouting back at the telly or the radio is acceptable for news programming ONLY.
-Never answer a call from an unknown number after 10:00 pm. Nothing good will come of it.
-Refill the paper (bog rolls, printers, paper towel dispenser).
-Don't leave leftovers in the fridge so long that you can't tell if they're meat, veg, or custard.
-No shoes in the house. Only barbarians wear shoes indoors.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
