OUR HOUSE RULES
If you open it,
Close it!
If you empty it,
Fill it back up!
If you eat out of it,
Wash it!
If you Step on it,
Wipe it off!
If you mess it up!
Clean it up!
If you sleep on it,
Make it up!
If you wear it,
Hang it up!
If you drop it,
Pick it up!
If it howls,
Feed it!
If it cries,
Love it!
If you drop it,
Pick it up!
If you found it,
Don’t leave it!
If you leave it,
Pick it back up!
If you need it,
Ask for it!
If you borrow it,
Return it!
If you open it,
Close it!
If you empty it,
Fill it back up!
If you eat out of it,
Wash it!
If you Step on it,
Wipe it off!
If you mess it up!
Clean it up!
If you sleep on it,
Make it up!
If you wear it,
Hang it up!
If you drop it,
Pick it up!
If it howls,
Feed it!
If it cries,
Love it!
If you drop it,
Pick it up!
If you found it,
Don’t leave it!
If you leave it,
Pick it back up!
If you need it,
Ask for it!
If you borrow it,
Return it!
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
