Maybe Abraham did exist. Maybe the guy did have to leave his city after disputes over his belief that El(?) was greater than the other gods (El at that time being a minor deity, one of the 50(?) children of Ugarit(?))... so he left, founded a new tribe with El (later Yahweh) as the top dog, and his tribe went on to dominate the local religions and cultures through a nice application of Microsoft's favourite practice, EEE, Embrace, Extend, Extinguish (see, Microsoft didn't invent it!). When that failed they simply resorted to Genocide (a la David and Saul).
PS: Sorry for the question marks, its half remembered and can't be arsed at this point to check the references.
PS: Sorry for the question marks, its half remembered and can't be arsed at this point to check the references.
A finite number of monkeys with a finite number of typewriters and a finite amount of time could eventually reproduce 4chan.
