Open Letter To Christians

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Just remember, when Jesus returns he will kill all life and destroy the world.   As for those billions of decent Christians it's doubtful if any of them will make it into the gaudy bejeweled gold cube called New Jerusalem since there's no gate for anyone to enter if he isn't a member of one of the twelve tribes of Israel.  

That's okay.  I don't like crowded big cities anyway.  I just want him to give me a place somewhere on the new earth.  Then I won't have to live along side of all those nasty Jews.

I suppose it's possible that you could get a spot on the new Earth.  After all, there's a tall wall around the gaudy bejeweled golden cube called New Jerusalem.  The main problem is that the planet doesn't have any darkness or water or even food except for what's inside the golden cube.  If you can get by without those things you might make it for eternity.