Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?

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After watching some of our amateur fucking morons try to explain why "Uzzah" had to die I decided to consult a professional asshole to see what they have come up with.

http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVSermo...eToDie.htm

Uzzah died because he touched the Ark of God, but he wasn’t the only one punished. David, in front of 30,000 people, saw the anger of God. David’s carelessness led to a man needlessly dying.
            A.        Yet David learned - I Chronicles 15:1-2, 12-15
            B.        Notice David’s admission: “We did not consult God about the proper order.”
                        1.         They did it in a manner that seemed right to them, but they did not check to see if God approved.
                        2.         David was mad that God killed Uzzah, but he learned that he had only himself to blame.

I can't really blame the amateurs if the pros are as fucked up as this.


The good news of course is that it is all just a bullshit story, like the 3 Little Pigs.  There was no Uzzah.  No Ark.  And most of all No God.