Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?

[Jenny A]

This afternoon I was walking down the street. A group of people were guiding me to where I wanted to go. Then without warning, I stumbled and almost fell. I may or may not have been badly injured by the fall, but in any case one of the men managed to catch me. In response, I shot him in the face with a twelve-bore. This not only had the effect of punishing the guy for even daring to be near enough to me to lay hand on me (although what he was meant to learn from it is another matter), but also put the fear of respect into the others.

Now what would such a story say about me?

But you do understand that is not what happened don't you?

In the frame work of your story, you would have to make These changes inorder for it to read correctly:

This afternoon I wanted to move a priceless artifact that could save or destroy humanity. you over a long period of time instructed A very select group of people/movers on excatly how it was to be moved, and to where you wanted it to go. But rather than follow your instructions the professional movers farmed out this job to someone who wanted to move it, not training, vetting or validating those who came to help, the movers gave the job to the lowest bidder. Then without warning, (and because the cheap labor did not follow the instructions) the priceless heirloom began to fall. It may or may not have been badly injured by the fall, but in any case one of the men managed to catch it. then as a consenquence, a boobie trap was triggered and with the force of a twelve-bore shot gun, the man's face was removed.. This not only had the effect of punishing the guy for even daring to be near enough to me to lay hand on something he was not qualified to move. (although what he was meant to learn from it is another matter), but also put the fear of respect into the orginal movers, to follow your directions more closly next time.

Now what would such a story say about me?

To answer this question, it says you did what you were supposed to, but those who you left in charge failed to make the necessary safty arrangements to properly move your dangerous cargo

Ah yes, you use cheap labor and it's the cheap labor that dies, not you.  That'll learn you to move it yourself.  Right?  Now where can I find some cheap labor?