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Proof that Google is God
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2010 at 12:31 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: The Almighty Google is obviously dipleased with you. You'd better sacrifice a goat or something.


The only proper sacrafice to holy google is privacy.

Sacrifice all your privacy and the privacies of all whom you know, and Google will bless you and your progenies till the end of current version of the divine search engine.

Glorified and Praised be google.

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Proof that Google is God

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Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 10, 2010 at 12:13 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 10, 2010 at 1:54 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by The Omnissiunt One - October 10, 2010 at 7:02 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by LastPoet - October 10, 2010 at 2:08 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Rayaan - October 10, 2010 at 5:10 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Edwardo Piet - October 10, 2010 at 6:57 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by fr0d0 - October 10, 2010 at 7:02 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Edwardo Piet - October 10, 2010 at 7:10 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by The Omnissiunt One - October 10, 2010 at 7:19 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Ashendant - October 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by fr0d0 - October 10, 2010 at 5:21 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Welsh cake - October 10, 2010 at 5:22 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by little_monkey - October 10, 2010 at 6:21 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Tiberius - October 10, 2010 at 7:09 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by little_monkey - October 10, 2010 at 9:06 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Tiberius - October 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by little_monkey - October 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by fr0d0 - October 10, 2010 at 7:31 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Zen Badger - October 10, 2010 at 8:00 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by fr0d0 - October 10, 2010 at 10:42 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by theVOID - October 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Paul the Human - October 10, 2010 at 9:11 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Cego_Colher - October 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 10, 2010 at 8:14 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 11, 2010 at 9:43 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 11, 2010 at 9:52 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Ashendant - October 14, 2010 at 8:39 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 14, 2010 at 1:04 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by gmjackson - October 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 11, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Cego_Colher - October 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Tiberius - October 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 10, 2010 at 5:22 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by The Omnissiunt One - October 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Ashendant - October 10, 2010 at 5:34 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Anomalocaris - October 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Jaysyn - October 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 11, 2010 at 9:15 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Skipper - October 10, 2010 at 8:11 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by IceSage - October 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Eiskalt - October 11, 2010 at 7:28 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by KichigaiNeko - October 11, 2010 at 10:11 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Cego_Colher - October 11, 2010 at 11:03 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 14, 2010 at 1:35 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Shell B - October 14, 2010 at 3:16 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 14, 2010 at 4:50 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by superstarr - October 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Anomalocaris - October 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Proof that Google is God - by Minimalist - October 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm

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