Open Letter To Christians

[Bob Kelso]

You know what I find most interesting about Dueling Bible Verses? Usually it ends up being two folks cherry picking their way to a nice contradictory pie, where arguments over the context ensues. Which is all fine, dandy and humorous in its own right; but the thing I find truly funny is that if the bible were any sort of halfway decent text inspired from a supreme being these arguments shouldn't be fucking occurring. One would think that the words of a God, an epitome of perfection mind you, would be veritably fit to bursting with obvious objective truths and lasting, inherently useful, information that would brook no arguments... and yet what we have here is page after page of bullshit. Hilarious.