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Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?

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Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
July 11, 2015 at 3:30 pm
I wonder how your fucking god would have reacted if "Uzzah" stood there while the whole mess fell off and cracked in the donkey shit on the road?

Probably would have drowned the whole bunch of fuckers, eh?

Children believe such absurd tales, Randy.  Time to grow up, now.  There are no "gods."
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Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?

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Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 10:09 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Exian - July 5, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 12:32 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 7, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Exian - July 5, 2015 at 11:36 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by IATIA - July 5, 2015 at 9:14 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 12:43 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 1:35 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 4:44 pm
Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by TubbyTubby - July 5, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 12:46 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 12:31 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 6:23 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 7:25 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 6:52 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Pyrrho - July 5, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 7:38 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 7:43 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 7:46 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 7:54 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 8:25 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 5, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Drich - July 5, 2015 at 10:45 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 6, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Drich - July 6, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Drich - July 7, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by IATIA - July 5, 2015 at 11:11 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Spooky - July 5, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Pyrrho - July 6, 2015 at 12:34 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Drich - July 6, 2015 at 9:28 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Drich - July 7, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by IATIA - July 6, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by IATIA - July 8, 2015 at 6:56 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Metis - July 8, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Pyrrho - July 11, 2015 at 2:51 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Pyrrho - July 11, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Minimalist - July 11, 2015 at 3:30 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark? - by Pyrrho - July 11, 2015 at 11:30 pm

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