RE: 101 uses for Bible
October 14, 2010 at 9:58 am
(This post was last modified: October 14, 2010 at 10:02 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 14, 2010 at 9:26 am)Thor Wrote:(October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Cego_Colher Wrote:TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.
Oh, can we do that with porn too?
If we did that, church attendance would skyrocket! (And the child molesters - Oops! I mean priests - would think the seats are full because of their inspirational sermons!)
And the priests would have more children's behinds to not leave behind.
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(October 14, 2010 at 9:26 am)Thor Wrote:(October 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm)Cego_Colher Wrote:TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:106. Buy a few hundred copies of Origin of Species and replace the cover of it with an equal number of King James Version Bible covers that have been torn off the bibles from a local church and replace all of those bibles in the church with the modified Origin of Species books and wait for the hilarity to follow.
Oh, can we do that with porn too?
If we did that, church attendance would skyrocket! (And the child molesters - Oops! I mean priests - would think the seats are full because of their inspirational sermons!)
And the priests would have more children's behinds to not leave behind. Over all a bad deal.
