Things to say during sex

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Anything along the lines of "did you remember to put the garbage out?" My wife tends to ruminate over her to-do lists a lot and occasionally it'll spill over into sex. I'll remind her how helpful that isn't, sometimes by suggesting that we jump up and write it down quick before she forgets again. Or I'll ask her if she is sure her lug nuts are all fully tightened, or something similar. Occasionally we'll make each other laugh too hard to carry on .. well, for a while anyway.