I endorse Obama
September 11, 2012 at 10:48 am
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2012 at 10:48 am by YahwehIsTheWay.)
Now I know this headline may have caught some by surprise. After all, why would I as a True Christian ™ ever endorse the candidate of the DEMONcrats, let alone the man who is most likely the anti-Christ.
Well, after reviewing the phony Christian Chuck Norris' words of "wisdom" to those of us who are the faithful, it occurs to me that the Chucky has gotten at least one thing right, that Obama is the anti-Christ and will lead the forces of Hell to take over America (or something to that effect, old Chucky was a little fast and loose with the details).
So why should we as True Christians ™ turn out to vote for Obama? Precisely BECAUSE he is the anti-Christ and he needs to rule before the greatest thing that can happen will: the return of Jesus Christ. This will be the day that all True Christians ™ yearn to see more than anything else.
So pull the lever for the anti-Christ and prepare for the rapture. Come, Lord Jesus! Amen!
Well, after reviewing the phony Christian Chuck Norris' words of "wisdom" to those of us who are the faithful, it occurs to me that the Chucky has gotten at least one thing right, that Obama is the anti-Christ and will lead the forces of Hell to take over America (or something to that effect, old Chucky was a little fast and loose with the details).
So why should we as True Christians ™ turn out to vote for Obama? Precisely BECAUSE he is the anti-Christ and he needs to rule before the greatest thing that can happen will: the return of Jesus Christ. This will be the day that all True Christians ™ yearn to see more than anything else.
So pull the lever for the anti-Christ and prepare for the rapture. Come, Lord Jesus! Amen!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
