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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(July 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm)IanHulett Wrote:
(July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Well, Jesus was a Jew. Allah is most likely an Arab, Mormons are from Kolob, so it makes perfect sense the FSM is Italian or at least of Italian parentage.

I thought the FSM came from Southern Oregon though. Or at least, that is where he was first Revealed.

Nope. Wrong. Spaghetti came from Italy, ergo FSM is Italian.

If you think that he isn't italian, then how do you explain the sauce and meatballs?


The history of pasta is a bit unclear:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta#History

Its precise origins seem to be unknown.  It seems to be a very ancient revelation of His Divine Presence to the world, so that we could all feel the Sacred Embrace of His Noodly Appendages.  This demonstrates His Divine Benevolence toward humanity.  Praise be the FSM's Holy Name!

Ramen.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 3:19 pm

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