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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 24, 2015 at 3:19 pm
(July 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm)IanHulett Wrote: (July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Well, Jesus was a Jew. Allah is most likely an Arab, Mormons are from Kolob, so it makes perfect sense the FSM is Italian or at least of Italian parentage.
I thought the FSM came from Southern Oregon though. Or at least, that is where he was first Revealed.
Nope. Wrong. Spaghetti came from Italy, ergo FSM is Italian.
If you think that he isn't italian, then how do you explain the sauce and meatballs?
The history of pasta is a bit unclear:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta#History
Its precise origins seem to be unknown. It seems to be a very ancient revelation of His Divine Presence to the world, so that we could all feel the Sacred Embrace of His Noodly Appendages. This demonstrates His Divine Benevolence toward humanity. Praise be the FSM's Holy Name!
Ramen.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(July 24, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: (July 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Nope. Wrong. Spaghetti came from Italy, ergo FSM is Italian.
If you think that he isn't italian, then how do you explain the sauce and meatballs?
The history of pasta is a bit unclear:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta#History
Its precise origins seem to be unknown. It seems to be a very ancient revelation of His Divine Presence to the world, so that we could all feel the Sacred Embrace of His Noodly Appendages. This demonstrates His Divine Benevolence toward humanity. Praise be the FSM's Holy Name!
Ramen.
You just don't want to admit that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Italian because you just want to eat Pizza, FSMs arch nemesis.
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians! 
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Actually, I eat far more pasta than pizza. I eat pasta with tomato sauce, tossed with olive oil and herbs and veggies, in pesto sauce, in mushroom stroganoff, in casseroles and similar things made on stovetops, and in Asian dishes. I eat a wide range of pastas, made from rice or buckwheat (in some Asian dishes), durum wheat semolina pasta (the most common I eat), whole wheat, and spinach, and possibly some other type of which I am presently forgetting. It is a rare week when I have not had pasta, and often I have had it two or three or more times in a week. Pizza, on the other hand, I am more likely to have once or twice a month. I do not personally know anyone who eats pasta more often than I do. At least, not as far as I know.
Usually, I drink red wine with my pasta, but not with casseroles and similar types of things, and with mushroom stroganoff; for those, it is white wine. Typically, with the Asian noodles, I drink tea, though occasionally, white wine.
Red wine goes well with pizza, too. But that is far more rare for me to have. When I eat pizza out somewhere, I will likely either have iced tea or beer, depending on where it is and my mood and whether I am driving.
All of this is making me hungry, and my wife and I are discussing which sort of pasta meal to have this evening. It is going to be something with wine of some sort, but which type is yet to be determined.
Anyway, I love pasta, and you will find few, if any, who love it more than I do. The fact that it goes well with wine is another reason to love pasta.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 24, 2015 at 4:20 pm
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(July 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: All of this is making me hungry
Ramen to that.
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm
(July 24, 2015 at 2:55 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: For those that live in Lands with Olive Gardens, they are without excuse to believe, as there is one in Nearly Every Mall and Tourist Trap.
Olive Gardeners are heretics. Burn them...and their breadsticks.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 24, 2015 at 5:06 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: (July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.
Any place any time Allah! You call it!
The FSM is waiting patiently... How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.
We've been fucking around with the Deepspeak generator again, haven't we eh?
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 25, 2015 at 3:02 am
Vic, some hackers obviously hacked the Chopra generator, discovered the clever little algorithm and are now distributing free for anyone to use it in any context royalty free!
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 25, 2015 at 5:40 am
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All those Christians and Muslims are just mad at Pasta. Maybe they had a bad experience with pasta, and now they deny it even exists.
The evidence is everywhere! You see pasta in any shop. You probably eat it yourself. How can you deny it exists?
The case for a historical piece of pasta isn't just strong, it's airtight. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is made of pasta. Therefor, it exists. What's hard to follow?
When you're done with your fake gods, look us up. Find the real sauce of morality.
Ramen.
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