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Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
Quote:Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

Imagine 2 bears tearing up 42 annoying pestering delinquents.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 5:54 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Elskidor - December 28, 2014 at 5:58 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Spooky - December 28, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Godschild - December 28, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 6:28 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 7:57 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 10:19 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 10:27 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 11:06 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by SteelCurtain - December 28, 2014 at 10:56 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 28, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Drich - December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 29, 2014 at 12:57 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Tonus - December 30, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 29, 2014 at 9:43 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 29, 2014 at 11:44 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Natachan - December 29, 2014 at 12:17 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by paulpablo - January 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 1, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - January 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by paulpablo - January 2, 2015 at 3:47 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 2, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - January 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 2, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - January 2, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 5, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 5, 2015 at 10:43 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 5, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 5, 2015 at 11:03 am

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