So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?

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So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?

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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?

November 7, 2015 at 4:19 am

(November 7, 2015 at 4:03 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Jesus didn't like water. He thought he was clean as long as his feet were clean. He loved to douse himself with perfume. And he was a wino. The only time he got completely wet was when he was baptized.

I think it's more like water doesn't like him and would not tolerate his mother fucking ass in their midst.

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So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2015 at 1:29 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Jackalope - November 7, 2015 at 2:34 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2015 at 2:41 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Jackalope - November 7, 2015 at 2:53 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Minimalist - November 7, 2015 at 3:15 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - November 7, 2015 at 3:33 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Homeless Nutter - November 7, 2015 at 6:51 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - November 7, 2015 at 6:56 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ignoramus - November 7, 2015 at 3:45 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Jackalope - November 7, 2015 at 3:58 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ignoramus - November 7, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Wyrd of Gawd - November 7, 2015 at 4:03 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2015 at 4:19 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Hmmm? - November 7, 2015 at 7:13 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2015 at 9:00 am

:•) - by Hmmm? - November 7, 2015 at 9:15 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Cyberman - November 7, 2015 at 9:51 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2015 at 11:08 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Minimalist - November 7, 2015 at 10:20 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Hmmm? - November 7, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Drich - November 7, 2015 at 11:08 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2015 at 11:11 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Cyberman - November 7, 2015 at 11:19 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Drich - November 7, 2015 at 11:59 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2015 at 12:14 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Cyberman - November 7, 2015 at 12:21 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - November 7, 2015 at 12:24 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Drich - November 7, 2015 at 12:45 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - November 7, 2015 at 11:12 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Wyrd of Gawd - November 7, 2015 at 7:18 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2015 at 11:29 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Drich - November 7, 2015 at 12:05 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2015 at 11:52 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by drfuzzy - November 7, 2015 at 12:21 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by jenny1972 - November 7, 2015 at 10:12 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ignoramus - November 7, 2015 at 11:02 pm

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by ignoramus - November 8, 2015 at 12:02 am

RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ? - by Anomalocaris - November 8, 2015 at 12:07 am

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