God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

April 11, 2016 at 6:37 pm

Quote:16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Rhondazvous - April 11, 2016 at 5:28 pm

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Minimalist - April 11, 2016 at 6:37 pm

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Goosebump - April 11, 2016 at 8:02 pm

RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Minimalist - April 11, 2016 at 8:25 pm

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Rhondazvous - April 13, 2016 at 8:15 am

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Minimalist - April 11, 2016 at 8:34 pm

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