Keep Palin out of my country

[MTL]

We have enough stupid Americans to laugh at

I might take offense to this if it wasn't so goddamned true.

I am Canadian and I detest gratuitous American-Canadian barbs
but I confess that I am undeniably shocked and appalled and the number of Americans who actually thought Trump was a good idea.

A sizeable chunk of my brain is still in denial.
I simply cannot accept that old scrotum sack is president
(forgive me for not capitalizing it, I can't quite bring myself to, anymore).

But by no means do I think 100% of the USA is stupid, if this needs to be said.
We know how many horrified Americans are packing their bags to move up here, now that Drumpf is in office.

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And yes, I know....Sarah Palin, for Chrissakes.  Sarah.  Fucking.  Palin.

Just so she knows:  lots of Canadians own hunting rifles, too, bitch.

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First trolling maneuver:
Move the US Embassy to Nunavut.

Tell Palin she'll be closer to Russia up there. Keep an eye on them.

The Inuit have suffered enough already.

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First trolling maneuver:
Move the US Embassy to Nunavut.

Tell Palin she'll be closer to Russia up there. Keep an eye on them.

And change all the street signs to unilingual Inuktitut before she gets there.  

omg that is fucking brilliant

edit:

she'll probably ask if it's Klingon language