So my redneck friend came to visit on Friday.
June 4, 2017 at 6:29 am
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2017 at 6:49 am by Brian37.)
He is from Oklahoma, never seen the ocean, very relaxed and easy going, but not a world traveler. Never seen the ocean until this weekend.
Anywho, while he had seen chopsticks before, we went to a Japanese restaurant yesterday. I pulled out mine out of the paper sleeve, the kind that are stuck together and you have to break apart. He asked "What's this?"
I laughed so hard, not in a bad way. But loved the fact that he isn't a stuck up snob where others would have said, "Oh you have no class". I'd really rather hang out with him than at some 5 star hotel event.
Yesterday we went to an alligator zoo, and it had an albino alligator, but also had crocks too and one of them was 30ft long. We got to see also snakes and they had king cobras and flamingos and other tropical birds and a few small monkeys. They did a feeding and the alligators would jump up to the staff and he'd drop the chicken parts in it's mouth, some of them were gigantic. Nothing you'd want to fuck with in real life. But the funniest part for me was I got dive bombed by a mallard in the park. Surrounded by alligators and it turned out I had more to fear from a mere duck.
We passed the giant turtle exhibit and two of them were........well....um.... lets put it this way.... Q 1970s porn music.
We also went to an aquarium, the type you walk under a tunnel. They had a petting pool on the top level so you could pet the stingray's, it has a very shallow end so that the bigger fish and sharks cant swim up to you. But a baby hammerhead swam up to me it freaked me out.
The other funny thing during the alligator feeding was the staff guy threw a piece of chicken across the creek on to the tiny bank on the other side. It hit a 3 or 4 footer IN THE SIDE OF THE JAW, bounced off it, the gator took a step forward and put stepped on it and had it's claw standing on it. AND SIMPLY STOOD THERE as if it couldn't figure out where the food was. And l made a comment and people laughed when I said, "How the hell did your species survive for millions of years if you cant find the food, I'ts under your foot!".
Anywho, while he had seen chopsticks before, we went to a Japanese restaurant yesterday. I pulled out mine out of the paper sleeve, the kind that are stuck together and you have to break apart. He asked "What's this?"
I laughed so hard, not in a bad way. But loved the fact that he isn't a stuck up snob where others would have said, "Oh you have no class". I'd really rather hang out with him than at some 5 star hotel event.
Yesterday we went to an alligator zoo, and it had an albino alligator, but also had crocks too and one of them was 30ft long. We got to see also snakes and they had king cobras and flamingos and other tropical birds and a few small monkeys. They did a feeding and the alligators would jump up to the staff and he'd drop the chicken parts in it's mouth, some of them were gigantic. Nothing you'd want to fuck with in real life. But the funniest part for me was I got dive bombed by a mallard in the park. Surrounded by alligators and it turned out I had more to fear from a mere duck.
We passed the giant turtle exhibit and two of them were........well....um.... lets put it this way.... Q 1970s porn music.
We also went to an aquarium, the type you walk under a tunnel. They had a petting pool on the top level so you could pet the stingray's, it has a very shallow end so that the bigger fish and sharks cant swim up to you. But a baby hammerhead swam up to me it freaked me out.
The other funny thing during the alligator feeding was the staff guy threw a piece of chicken across the creek on to the tiny bank on the other side. It hit a 3 or 4 footer IN THE SIDE OF THE JAW, bounced off it, the gator took a step forward and put stepped on it and had it's claw standing on it. AND SIMPLY STOOD THERE as if it couldn't figure out where the food was. And l made a comment and people laughed when I said, "How the hell did your species survive for millions of years if you cant find the food, I'ts under your foot!".
