If it were me I'd just start yanking her chain, hard.
"You know I'm a dude right?".
"I can't wait till I drop off the sex criminal list.".
"Would you like to see my collection of Hitler skin tattoos?".
"You know I'm a dude right?".
"I can't wait till I drop off the sex criminal list.".
"Would you like to see my collection of Hitler skin tattoos?".
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.