I was Jesus' dinosaur pet
*Roar!*
We had so many adventures. Since he was a dumb Jew I remember he once tried to circumcise me, but then I bit him on the schnaz and he not only gave up, but didn't demand of his contemporary and future followers to get their skin cut off.
Also, after the crucifixion when Jesus left for America to preach his gospel to Native Americans, he left me to live with Judas on his farm that he bought for 30 silver pieces. Jesus said it was the best for me to live with Judas since all other apostles went nuts speaking in tongues and competing who'll get killed faster and more brutally.
*Roar!*
We had so many adventures. Since he was a dumb Jew I remember he once tried to circumcise me, but then I bit him on the schnaz and he not only gave up, but didn't demand of his contemporary and future followers to get their skin cut off.
Also, after the crucifixion when Jesus left for America to preach his gospel to Native Americans, he left me to live with Judas on his farm that he bought for 30 silver pieces. Jesus said it was the best for me to live with Judas since all other apostles went nuts speaking in tongues and competing who'll get killed faster and more brutally.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"