On January 13th 2018, every cell phone, in Hawaii, went off at 8:00am warning us of an "observed" incoming nuclear missile--FUCK!. Yet, we are small town folks here and the word gets out.
It turns out the employee that caused that warning system to light up was a very good employee who did his job as he was trained to do so. He resigned in lieu of getting fired.
Well, it also turns out that the very same thing happened the very next day in Japan on January 14th.
Then, after those events, North Korea suddenly wants to come to the table and talk? And no launches since!
Well, Well, apparently The US has a star wars like satellite missile defense system that actually works! Rendering North Korea's quest for nuclear power obsolete. Also apparent, every nuclear missile on the planet is now useless! That is, except for ours--he, he, he! Sleep tight!
It turns out the employee that caused that warning system to light up was a very good employee who did his job as he was trained to do so. He resigned in lieu of getting fired.
Well, it also turns out that the very same thing happened the very next day in Japan on January 14th.
Then, after those events, North Korea suddenly wants to come to the table and talk? And no launches since!
Well, Well, apparently The US has a star wars like satellite missile defense system that actually works! Rendering North Korea's quest for nuclear power obsolete. Also apparent, every nuclear missile on the planet is now useless! That is, except for ours--he, he, he! Sleep tight!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
