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Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
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Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 2:23 am
On January 13th 2018, every cell phone, in Hawaii, went off at 8:00am warning us of an "observed" incoming nuclear missile--FUCK!. Yet, we are small town folks here and the word gets out.

It turns out the employee that caused that warning system to light up was a very good employee who did his job as he was trained to do so. He resigned in lieu of getting fired.


Well, it also turns out that the very same thing happened the very next day in Japan on January 14th.


Then, after those events, North Korea suddenly wants to come to the table and talk? And no launches since!

Well, Well, apparently The US has a star wars like satellite missile defense system that actually works! Rendering North Korea's quest for nuclear power obsolete. Also apparent, every nuclear missile on the planet is now useless! That is, except for ours--he, he, he! Sleep tight!
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 4:03 am
Satellite missile defense system? Hasn't anyone tried just dowsing for incoming ballistics? I bet that works just as well.
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 8:53 am
[Image: Missile-Command_3.gif]
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 8:54 am
(September 25, 2018 at 8:53 am)mh.brewer Wrote: [Image: Missile-Command_3.gif]

Man I loved that game, sucked at it, but loved it.
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 8:59 am
(September 25, 2018 at 8:54 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 25, 2018 at 8:53 am)mh.brewer Wrote: [Image: Missile-Command_3.gif]

Man I loved that game, sucked at it, but loved it.

what game is that? Looks like something I can play on my browser during work breaks...
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 9:03 am
(September 25, 2018 at 8:59 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(September 25, 2018 at 8:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: Man I loved that game, sucked at it, but loved it.

what game is that? Looks like something I can play on my browser during work breaks...

Looks like a knock off version, or the Atari version of Missile Command.
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 9:05 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2018 at 9:06 am by brewer.)
nvm, ninja'd
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 9:06 am
At work.

The old 'Classic' "Missile Command".

Fun thing is you can play a version of said game in the game of "Fallot 4" Big Grin

Though playing the original by spinning the big 'Bakealite' control ball and madly smushing the 'Fire' button does bring back some warm, fuzzy arcade nostalgia.
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 9:59 am
(September 25, 2018 at 2:23 am)Haipule Wrote: Well, Well, apparently The US has a star wars like satellite missile defense system that actually works! Rendering North Korea's quest for nuclear power obsolete. Also apparent, every nuclear missile on the planet is now useless! That is, except for ours--he, he, he! Sleep tight!

You know that what a missile defence system needs to do is the equivalent of shooting down a bullet mid-flight when you see it being shot on the other side of a football field?

Think about that.
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RE: Hawaii Missile Attack revisited
September 25, 2018 at 12:03 pm
WE have a Star Wars type missile defense system that fails half the time even in pre-arranged tests.

Rest easy.  Kim now  has missiles that can fly right past Hawaii.
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