So many xtians today seem to live by the principle that it’s easier to get god’s forgiveness than his permission. You tell yourselves that you’re not perfect, just forgiven, and then you ask me to go to church with you or encourage me to read the bible. Why?
I should be able to go to your life and see what the man is talking about in church. I should be able to pick up your life and see what the bible has to say. The bible says whatever you do do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to god. So, can you say, “I’m fucking this woman in the name of Jesus. “can you give god thanks for the cigarettes you smoke? I’ll tell you a story.
This girl was at a dance club with her pet parrot. When the music started, the parrot squawked “Look, the roof is on fire. Burn, motherfucker. Burn. “
The whole club was roaring with laughter.
The next day was Sunday and the girl took the parrot to church with her. When the music started, the parrot squawked “Look, the roof is on fire. Burn, motherfucker. Burn. “
The girl was mortified. “not here, parrot.”
The parrot said, “Why not? These are the same motherfuckers who were at the club last night.”
Yes, your god will forgive you if you so seeds to the flesh all week then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. But don’t come to me talking about how Jesus has changed your life.
I should be able to go to your life and see what the man is talking about in church. I should be able to pick up your life and see what the bible has to say. The bible says whatever you do do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to god. So, can you say, “I’m fucking this woman in the name of Jesus. “can you give god thanks for the cigarettes you smoke? I’ll tell you a story.
This girl was at a dance club with her pet parrot. When the music started, the parrot squawked “Look, the roof is on fire. Burn, motherfucker. Burn. “
The whole club was roaring with laughter.
The next day was Sunday and the girl took the parrot to church with her. When the music started, the parrot squawked “Look, the roof is on fire. Burn, motherfucker. Burn. “
The girl was mortified. “not here, parrot.”
The parrot said, “Why not? These are the same motherfuckers who were at the club last night.”
Yes, your god will forgive you if you so seeds to the flesh all week then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. But don’t come to me talking about how Jesus has changed your life.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
