RE: How atheists can enjoy religion
August 24, 2021 at 4:05 pm
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2021 at 4:06 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Here’s some ways to have fun with religion:
-On a Monday, shoot an email to Westboro Baptist and tell them that the next sermon at your church will be ‘Why Homosexuality Is A Blessing From The Lord’.
-Fart, then shout, ‘Hark! An angel hath spoken!’
-Before the service starts, find a kid in the front row, give him $10 and tell him to ask the officiant, ‘Would you rather be stoned or crucified?’
-Dress in camo, and pretend you’re having flashbacks.
-Ask someone what they think of The Book Of Peloponnesians. After they tell you, inform that there is no book of Peloponnesians.
-Alternately laugh and cry during the sermon.
-If it’s an Easter service, wear a floral print jacket and tie with matching short-shorts. If your male, wear a floral print dress instead.
Boru
-On a Monday, shoot an email to Westboro Baptist and tell them that the next sermon at your church will be ‘Why Homosexuality Is A Blessing From The Lord’.
-Fart, then shout, ‘Hark! An angel hath spoken!’
-Before the service starts, find a kid in the front row, give him $10 and tell him to ask the officiant, ‘Would you rather be stoned or crucified?’
-Dress in camo, and pretend you’re having flashbacks.
-Ask someone what they think of The Book Of Peloponnesians. After they tell you, inform that there is no book of Peloponnesians.
-Alternately laugh and cry during the sermon.
-If it’s an Easter service, wear a floral print jacket and tie with matching short-shorts. If your male, wear a floral print dress instead.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
