According to the Bible - Jesus is only one. The holy spirit is the one who manages to be everywhere, watching everything. and of course god is the sky captain.
So since jesus is singular and he's supposedly arriving on May 21st, where is he showing up at???
Floating over Jerusalem? Over the Bible Belt? Over the "god ordained" Royal family in London?
Do all the souls around the world have to fly over the atlantic/pacific ocean to meet Jesus?
Is he making rounds like Santa Clause picking up souls in every time zone?
Also, it says the dead in christ rise first? How long does it take them to rise? Does Jesus need a layover?
Is Jesus going to help us clean up the resulting HUGE mess that will be left behind? The plane crashes, the vehicles crashing, financial markets collapsing, etc etc.
If you're in the middle of "rubbing one out" when jesus comes back, does that mean you'll meet jesus with your dick in your hand?
...some things to consider.
So since jesus is singular and he's supposedly arriving on May 21st, where is he showing up at???
Floating over Jerusalem? Over the Bible Belt? Over the "god ordained" Royal family in London?
Do all the souls around the world have to fly over the atlantic/pacific ocean to meet Jesus?
Is he making rounds like Santa Clause picking up souls in every time zone?
Also, it says the dead in christ rise first? How long does it take them to rise? Does Jesus need a layover?
Is Jesus going to help us clean up the resulting HUGE mess that will be left behind? The plane crashes, the vehicles crashing, financial markets collapsing, etc etc.
If you're in the middle of "rubbing one out" when jesus comes back, does that mean you'll meet jesus with your dick in your hand?
...some things to consider.
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