You just reminded me of something that happened many, many years ago after the whole family had been berry-picking at some farm or other. We had tons of the things and my Dad decided to try pressing the juice and bottling it in plastic fizzy drinks bottles with sugar to make a light fruity drink. Well, we forgot all about this stuff for months, until someone found several bottles of it tucked away somewhere. Of course it had all fermented by now; in fact, to give an idea of just how much, the gas had built up so much that the bottoms of the bottles had been totally blown out of shape. They were more solid balloon than bottle. Mind, it was the most amazing drop of whatever it was we ever tasted. God alone knows what the alcohol content was - it can't have been anywhere near legal.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
