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Funniest Bible verse ever!

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Funniest Bible verse ever!
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RE: Funniest Bible verse ever!
June 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm
(June 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Genesis 32:22-32

Quote:So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak"

Gayest paragraph ever.

Of course that was before Leviticus 18:22.
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RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by FifthElement - June 13, 2013 at 12:48 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Minimalist - June 13, 2013 at 1:28 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Cato - June 13, 2013 at 4:42 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by littleendian - June 13, 2013 at 5:41 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by downbeatplumb - June 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by NoraBrimstone - June 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm

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