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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 7:13 am)Rationalman Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 7:09 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.

Shouldn't you be arrested for negligence and manslaughter then?





Maybe so, maybe so.

But, I usually remember, to do it.

You must look at the big picture.

(August 23, 2013 at 7:33 am)Faith No More Wrote: A god who forgets to do something? What an impotent deity.

Not worth a lick of worship. I'd rather go party with Satan







I am not God.

I can forget.

(August 23, 2013 at 7:27 am)Darwinian Wrote: So, I take that you are ignoring my request for you to write in paragraphs then?





I don't have a choice, in the matter.

I only type, one way.

"Epigrams".

Poems.

Short witty poems.

That is how you know you're dealing with a clever being.

A DemiGod

Should be able, to

Spout poems.

"Ah, the Lord thy God, is he not a speaker of parables?"



Messages In This Thread
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Nine - August 21, 2013 at 6:19 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by ITChick - August 21, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 10:16 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Mark Dreher - August 23, 2013 at 8:11 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 8:47 am

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