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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 7:13 am
Alright, this delusion is actually costing you if you think you caused all the disasters out there. You're not god, you don't have special powers, it's not real.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 7:13 am
(August 23, 2013 at 7:09 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.

Shouldn't you be arrested for negligence and manslaughter then?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 7:27 am
So, I take that you are ignoring my request for you to write in paragraphs then?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 7:33 am
A god who forgets to do something? What an impotent deity.

Not worth a lick of worship. I'd rather go party with Satan
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 8:11 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2013 at 8:18 am by Mark Dreher.)
(August 23, 2013 at 7:13 am)Rationalman Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 7:09 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.

Shouldn't you be arrested for negligence and manslaughter then?





Maybe so, maybe so.

But, I usually remember, to do it.

You must look at the big picture.
(August 23, 2013 at 7:33 am)Faith No More Wrote: A god who forgets to do something? What an impotent deity.

Not worth a lick of worship. I'd rather go party with Satan







I am not God.

I can forget.
(August 23, 2013 at 7:27 am)Darwinian Wrote: So, I take that you are ignoring my request for you to write in paragraphs then?





I don't have a choice, in the matter.

I only type, one way.

"Epigrams".

Poems.

Short witty poems.

That is how you know you're dealing with a clever being.

A DemiGod

Should be able, to

Spout poems.

"Ah, the Lord thy God, is he not a speaker of parables?"
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 8:19 am
I call poe on him

It was fun while it lasted

God says return home
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 8:25 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2013 at 8:26 am by Faith No More.)
Oh, I forgot, son of god. Are you like a demi-god? Just superhuman? A mutant? I have to know how I should address you other than Señor Crazy-pants.

Also, is god pissed at you for forgetting and letting thousands die? That's a mighty big fuckup, and I might be worried that there was a hot, fiery future in store for me for doing so.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 8:29 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2013 at 8:30 am by Darwinian.)
(August 23, 2013 at 8:11 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: I don't have a choice, in the matter.

I only type, one way.

"Epigrams".

Poems.

But I've read the rubbish stuff you've written on your facebook page. So that proves you can write in paragraphs, surely?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 8:34 am
(August 23, 2013 at 8:25 am)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, I forgot, son of god. Are you like a demi-god? Just superhuman?

Also, is god pissed at you for forgetting and letting thousands die? That's a mighty big fuckup, and I might be worried that there was a hot, fiery future in store for me for doing so.





God actually, would be happy "if just her, and I, lived".

She don't need humans.

And has asked me several times, if she could "just kill you all".

But, I had to talk her out of it.

About four times, I have saved your butts.

She does not get too mad

Should 100,000 people die.

To be honest.

She barely likes, most of you.

If you don't say grace, she is looking to kill you.

Through any, possible way.

Shh...

Don't tell anyone.

That is kind of a secret.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 8:39 am
Guys ... I feel like this dude may one day commit mass murder because of a voice in his head ...
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