RE: joke time
May 21, 2018 at 9:18 am
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2018 at 10:03 am by Rhondazvous.)
(February 8, 2018 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 8, 2018 at 3:11 pm)Divinity Wrote: Patient goes in for surgery, real nervous. He says to his surgeon "Doc, I'm really nervous about this. It's my first surgery."
Doc smiles at the patient, reassuring him. "Don't worry, it's my first surgery too."
Patient: "Have you performed many surgeries?"
Surgeon: "Oh yes. Hundreds!"
Patient: "That's a relief. I was worried I'd get a novice!"
Surgeon: "I'm no novice. I'm just not very good."
True story.
The word you don't want to hear when you're on the operating table.
(May 3, 2018 at 6:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'I before E, Except After C'
Unless, of course, you happen to be an atheist seismologist with a weird, foreign neighbour called Keith who received eight beige sleighs (with reindeer) in Leicester from feisty scientific caffeinated weightlifters.
Boru
You need a freight train to carry all the exceptions to the rules in English.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.