(May 21, 2018 at 9:18 am)Rhondazvous Wrote:(February 8, 2018 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Patient: "Have you performed many surgeries?"
Surgeon: "Oh yes. Hundreds!"
Patient: "That's a relief. I was worried I'd get a novice!"
Surgeon: "I'm no novice. I'm just not very good."
True story.
The word you don't want to hear when you're on the operating table.
(May 3, 2018 at 6:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'I before E, Except After C'
Unless, of course, you happen to be an atheist seismologist with a weird, foreign neighbour called Keith who received eight beige sleighs (with reindeer) in Leicester from feisty scientific caffeinated weightlifters.
Boru
You need a freight train to carry all the exceptions to the rules in English.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.