RE: joke time
February 15, 2021 at 7:20 pm
(This post was last modified: February 15, 2021 at 7:26 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(February 14, 2021 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My friend was so excited about being pregnant, she called around to everyone she knew.
It was late in the evening when she finally called me with the news.
"Can you believe I have someone inside me?" She asked excitedly.
"So do I, can I call you back in an hour?" I replied.
An HOUR?
Good for you!
(February 15, 2021 at 8:58 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two nuns have been overseas where they bought too much duty free booze and cigarettes. They arrive back in their home country and approach the customs desk.
The older nun leads her companion to the "nothing to declare" line.
As they're waiting their turn, the younger nun asks, "What do we do if they ask about the booze and cigarettes?"
"Being a nun has its perks. When you get to the desk, just show them your cross," replies the older nun.
Finally their turn comes and the younger nun is called to the customs desk.
She walk up and immediately says, "Fuck off, ya wankers!"
Apostrophes are your friend...
...and no, they're not atrophied apostles....
Disappointing theists since 1968!