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joke time
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 RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:09 pm
(This post was last modified: February 14, 2021 at 8:46 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
If I die while lifting weights, add more weights, THEN call emergency services.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My friend was so excited about being pregnant, she called around to everyone she knew.
It was late in the evening when she finally called me with the news. "Can you believe I have someone inside me?" She asked excitedly. "So do I, can I call you back in an hour?" I replied. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Dear Susan,
I want to apologize for dropping my trousers at your gender reveal party. I thought we were all supposed to participate. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Saddam Hussein's body doubles all meet in Baghdad after Saddam has been in a plane crash.
"There's good news and bad news," the security chief says. "What's the good news," one of the body doubles asks. "Saddam is alive," the security chief replies. There are many shouts of "Allahu ackbar!" from the group. When the shouts die down, one of the body-doubles asks, "And what's the bad news?" "He lost an arm and a leg." Replies the security chief, pulling out an axe. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Sting was arrested in a famous house of ill repute in the arms of a well endowed prostitute.
It's okay though, it was just a massage in a brothel. Yeah. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 14, 2021 at 6:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sting was arrested in a famous house of ill repute in the arms of a well endowed prostitute. ![[Image: rolled-up-newspaper-with-rubber-band-on-...BGNKTC.jpg]](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BGNKTC/rolled-up-newspaper-with-rubber-band-on-white-reflecting-background-BGNKTC.jpg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
The first person to hear a parrot speak was probably not OK for the next several days.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I have an Ikea joke.
You have to put it together yourself. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:57 pm
(This post was last modified: February 14, 2021 at 6:58 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Warning. May be considered offensive.
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