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Halloween special: what if... Number 2
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RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2
(October 26, 2014 at 3:06 am)Exian Wrote: Can I have a flame sword that I sheath down my spinal column? And can pulling the flame sword out trigger a slight fiery energy burst as I transform into full angel form? I want to be Jesus ripped, too. Give me some flaws and weaknesses, though, so when I overcome them I'll be even more well received. And a gun.

Ahhh! And when I'm in the shit deep and need backup, I can just rip a rib out and form a super hot destroyer babe. Meanwhile, I look seriously cool as hell doing battle with huge bloody chest wounds, but I don't even notice them, because I'm all "Hyaaahhhh!" *ching-ching* *blat-blat* "Uh spirit uh santi!" *blat*
And then my destroyer babe is like "That was cool. I have feelings for you."

I would say yes... But seeing how this life is a test for the next one, being an atheist, you fail. It means you really were on lucifer's side when things went down, and you get sent to hell rather than leveling up.
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Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Drich - October 24, 2014 at 11:12 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by vorlon13 - October 24, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Exian - October 25, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Drich - October 25, 2014 at 7:19 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Exian - October 25, 2014 at 10:47 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by FreeTony - October 25, 2014 at 7:37 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by downbeatplumb - October 25, 2014 at 11:24 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Drich - October 26, 2014 at 12:44 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by rexbeccarox - October 26, 2014 at 1:45 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Drich - October 26, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by ThomM - October 25, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Mudhammam - October 25, 2014 at 1:09 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by rexbeccarox - October 25, 2014 at 1:33 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Violet - October 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by ThomM - October 25, 2014 at 3:44 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Losty - October 25, 2014 at 4:09 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Aoi Magi - October 25, 2014 at 4:29 pm
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Exian - October 26, 2014 at 3:06 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Drich - October 26, 2014 at 8:26 am
RE: Halloween special: what if... Number 2 - by Exian - October 26, 2014 at 12:58 pm

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