(July 5, 2015 at 10:58 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: As it was explained to me when mom tried to make "Raiders of the Lost Ark" into a teaching experience (I know...), gawd struck him down for disobedience. Apparently gawd gets really huffy when he's disobeyed, even with the best of intentions.
Angel: Sir, the Germans are committing genocide against the Jews and desire world domination!
God: ...meh.
Angel 2: Sir, they found your magic box and are opening it!
God: Melt their faces. All of them.
Angel: Sir! It turns out that simply looking away nullifies your attack!
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus: Yeah, Dad/Me?
God:I wasn't talking to you.
Jesus: But-
God: Shut the fuck up! Johnson! Did anyone's face melt?
Angel: Yes, sir. Quite spectacularly, too
God: Good enough. ...I'm getting too old for this shit. The Jews are one thing, but no one touches my shit and gets away with it. Especially when it's where I stash my weed.
Sounds like a legitimately capable and loving deity to me.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
