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Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
(August 1, 2015 at 11:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: So, Jesus done gets Himself crucified, then what ?


Satan gets the Godboy, what does ol' Satan do with Him for those 3 days??  I think we can rule out visiting the bistro in Hell's mezzanine for a little conversation and a spot of desert and coffee right off the bat.

The bible omits any mention of preconditions God may have communicated to spare the kid some of the grosser depredations of the more deviant and criminally psychotically insane tormenters down there, so can we agree Jesus had a hideous 3 days indeed ??

Afterall, he is taking unto Himself all the torments to be meted out to literally billions, if not trillions of human sinners for potentially, an INFINITE duration.

I'm thinking Jesus had a rough go.  It might be possible He still isn't Himself 2000 years later. 

Just considering the logistics of it, how could the infrastructure and staffers of Hell support such an intense bout of tormenting, and during those 3 days, what of the other condemned souls ??

Still, Satan saw what was up, probably before Mary got nailed, and had time to prepare to an extent.  I'd still wonder though, if Satan could not infinitely torment Jesus in the time allotted, would humanity be fully redeemed ??

Odd and strange, perhaps, Satan had that degree of control and impact on God's Holy (and mysterious) Plan and it's successful denouement; Salvation.

Was Satan pondering this as he plunged his massively erect cloven penis deep into Christ's tender anus and ejaculated an eons worth of incandescently burning sperms to scald Christ thoroughly from the inside out ?
Have you been reading the Babylonian Talmud again?

Page 39  http://www.come-and-hear.com/dilling/jriit.pdf

 Five deaths to Jesus.
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!! - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 1, 2015 at 11:42 pm

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