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what are they teaching in seminaries these days?
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RE: what are they teaching in seminaries these days?
(August 28, 2015 at 3:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Think of some of the dumber xristards we have around here and imagine how they'd react to sitting down in one of these classes.

Better yet, imagine a few of our more special specimens actually trying to argue with the professors over some of this stuff.

"B-b-but . . . the serpent had legs! Otherwise why would God have cursed it to crawl on its belly?"

And thus would one of the timeless riddles of existence be answered: what is the sound of one brain cell firing while twenty jaws hit the ground?
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RE: what are they teaching in seminaries these days? - by Crossless1 - August 28, 2015 at 4:18 pm

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